Dissatisfied by his life, Edward quits his management job, and with the help of his best friend, Richard decides to get into the porn business and build a new life surrounded by hot girls and a lot of sex. The two middle-aged men reinvent themselves as porn stars Limp Dick and Horny Ted

Edward did the right thing all his life, followed the path of so many, finishing the right school, getting the right degree, fighting his way up the corporate ladder in a government institution. On the thirtieth anniversary of his employment, he suddenly realises that he wasted his life. He has been living without living and co-opts his best friend Richard into a crazy scheme that would reverse all that and offer them a life they never had, going out with a blast.

This book contains strong language and a graphic description of consensual sex between adults.